HILLARY ORDERED THE LOBSTER ON YOUR DATE WITH HER AND ONLY ATE TWO BITES

Not sure if you've caught these websites but they are very clever:

First one is Barack Obama is your new bicycle
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What is cooler than your new bicycle? Nothing. Every phrase on the site is an example of what a cool person is:

Barack Obama took off when he heard you weren't coming
Barack Obama picked you up at the airport
Barack Obama helped you move a sofa
Barack Obama remembered your birthday


The exact opposite of cool is mom jeans.
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What is less cool than your mom's jeans? Nothing. Every phrase on the site is an example of what an uncool person is:

HILLARY BLOCKED YOUR CAR IN THE DRIVEWAY
HILLARY KEEPS INTERRUPTING THE MOVIE SAYING "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
HILLARY FOLDED THE MAP WRONG
HILLARY LEFT ONE SPOONFUL IN THE ICE CREAM CARTON

These sites are user generated content so they keep getting better and better and better the more people submit. hillaryismomjeans has something like 10,000 random phrases submitted so far so you have to at least see it once (and reload it a few times...).